I have written hundreds of essays, letters, pamphlets,
leaflets, circulars and books on raising girls, and am considered
one of the world's foremost authorities on raising my five daughters.

In addition to being a husband, a father of five girls, and an advertising writer, I have been a college professor, a lecturer, a paperboy, a dishwasher, a cook, a bartender, a salad bartender,
a disc jockey, a fast pitch softball coach, a bootlegger at eight
years old, and I held the job as a chicken hanger for a day.

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leave me the information. Please, it will get me out of the house.