Send me your thoughts, reviews or comments below.
I'll post them here. Send me a thousand dollars
and I promise to give your comments top priority.
(If you didn't like Dear Midol:, I'd suggest buying another copy
and seeing if that one is more to your liking.
Often it takes two or three copies.)

Knowing that not everyone is as gifted a writer as I am,
as a public service to you I have included some words below
to help you get started on your review:

Hilarious

Genius

Insightful

Brilliant

Renal

Side-splitting

Lip smacking

Outrageous

Best-seller

Laugh riot

Dagnabbit

Autopsy

Moist

Crackling good

Lobotomy

Entertaining

Mirthful
(it means full of mirth)

Scrotal